Tomorrow is national coffee day.
Who do you contact to get a national blah, blah, blah day? Do you just announce it? It isn't like people have real calendars anymore. In the past you would reference hallmark for something like that but now i don't think there is a calendar official. Maybe you just declare it and send an email.
I think i will declare tomorrow national "don't be an asshat and ruin my birthday" day. I will send my boss an email.
This will fix all of my birthday bad luck.
I don't really have anyone's email anymore and since this is so last minute, i will just make a Facebook notification.