bless your heart

"sorry 'bout that" is akin to saying "bless your heart"........the person isn't really sorry about anything and bless your heart is the southern way of telling you that you are a dumb ass and deserve whatever misery your drama has created

I have a new obsession....mug shots.  It started last week when i was trying to catch an employee in a lie.  In this part of the country we have websites that feature local mugshots.  If you start to feel bad about your lot in life, you can go to these websites and see some poor sucker who has it worse than you....and some people who have had it worse than you for a VERY LONG time.  I first look at the picture and try to guess how old they are, then look at their age, and what they were booked in for.  Poor kid this weekend was 20, trying to sell dope, bless his heart...he didn't look smart enough to get a coke out of a vending machine with exact change.  I also saw this lady who is two years younger than me and looked at least 60, she probably would have looked much younger if she had some teeth. 

Matt asked me to google my ex that i was seeing when i first met him and bingo, he had a very current mug shot.  I can say this, he hadn't aged much in the past six years since i have seen him.  It seems as if he had been caught drinking and driving not soon after i changed the locks, then was recently caught again under the influence driving, this time without a license.  I was actually shocked that he wasn't dead or afflicted with cancer in some hospital.....bless his heart.