enjoli

we are women, we are crazy, this is the only rule that you EVER need to know.  If you had this many hormones in your system, you would be crazy too. 

It truly is sad how insecure we are and that we measure our self worth by the size on our jeans.  My department manager has a great wife, she brings him dinner when he closes, she is so nice, and fun.  They have three children together, he suffers from bipolar disorder like i do, he is either down or in the gutter.  She supports him and makes sure he takes his meds.  They have been married for seven years.  He really is a good family man, not the guy that you have to worry about always trying to hit on you or stare down your shirt.  He just is not built that way.  She found a pop up the other night that she thought was evidence that he had been looking at porn on the internet.  She freaked out and he had to take off and go home to try and calm her down.  There was probably a point and time i would've thought that she was some jealous, paranoid, insane person that needed to be committed, (a perfect opportunity for me to drag someone else down to make myself feel better )but i get it.  I know that men like to look at naked women.  It is like looking at cars on the internet, are you going to look at a pinto or are you going to look at the flashy Ferrari...you are going for the bright red sports car.  The same thing with naked women, you are going to look at the flawless chic that has zero body fat, but amazingly enough breasts that could feed a starving foreign country.  We know, that you know this is unrealistic and if you were to ever meet this woman, you would either be too intimidated to speak to her or be too scared.  We think this is what trips your trigger and what we should aspire to be. 

"I can bring home the bacon and i can fry it up in a pan, and never/ever let you forget your a man" was the song for women who made us think that we could have it all and look amazing while doing it....