Sincerly, my aunt is the FUNNIEST person that i know....i stole this from her blog, so if you EVER doubt that our family should get a discount for crazy....here you go
http://oklhdan-musingsamiddleagedwoman.blogspot.com/
I spoke with my brother this morning and we went
through the tornado drill...... Last time there was a tornado literally half a
block from his house....he told me he didn't go to the cellar (in his back yard)
because he was "Stoned in the kitchen". What he meant was he was
"Stunned"...... Cracked me up. His neighbors were in his cellar but he was
"stoned in the kitchen".
So....I've been trying to help him prepare for the
possibility of going to his cellar. We have flashlights ready etc. but he hit
me with...."What if the sirens blow and I'm in bed"?
I told him to just get up and get his flashlight and go
down to the backyard and get in the cellar.
"But I'll be naked" he responded.
TMI...................I asked him if he knows where he
keeps his clothes? He responded, "Yeah". I then said, "Well put them on and
then go to the cellar."
He told me he would rather get in the bathtub
naked.
I give up............guess he'll be stoned in the tub
this time!
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