strange days indeed

today i went to the success expo for the optimist club

i sat across from a machine that you could pay $2 to feel what it would be like to be in a hurricane...i thought, do people really pay two dollars and why didn't i think of this?

today was a people watching day.  they guy next to me had a booth for a temp service.  this girl in her late twenties walked up and was inquiring about work while filling her bag with the free goodies had on an outfit that would be appropriate for a nine year old.  Shelly and i decided that every outfit should have a skull and crossbones hair bow.  i thought the striped knee socks really made her look professional. 

another lady had on platform heels that were a challenge for her to walk in, the only thing that was missing was the blinking lights in her heels.  thank goodness she didn't have to sit down because i am sure that her dress would have exposed her private area. 

my fellow club member asked me if i would take him to get something to eat, i agreed, then when we got there he asked me if i had any cash.  i guess no one can take advantage of you without your permission.  i didn't even get any change back.  i did get to smell long john silvers all the way back to his house.  i shouldn't complain it did motivate me to go to the car wash, which i desperately needed.
i had to stop at the store for milk and get gas.  when i was done, i noticed my mother so i rolled down the window and said hi....she was looking for her keys.  i put my car in park and helped her, they were in the seat.  i gave her a hug, told her i loved her, made sure she was safely in her car and left.  i am not sure if i would rather she drive or my mother in law. 

i came home and made four batches of brownies to go to people as thank you gifts. 

it is ironic that the other day, my husband and i drove past a car wash that i had once locked mothers keys in her car.  i remembered it and i also remember how mad she was at me. 

so angelina jole had a double mastectomy to prevent having breast cancer....she has zero percent body fat and like no boobs, so i find this weird.